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I am the world worst mother
So, my usual routine is, the sun clock starts lighting up at 5:30. David calls around 6 to remind me to go to the gym, the sun clock beeps at 6:05, then the CD alarm clock goes off, then eventually I drag my butt out of bed, go to the gym, come home, feed the cats, eat breakfast and start work ( Read more... ) -
Drugs and dying do not mix
Ok, so you ever ingest mass quantities of hallucinogenic drugs, then drive to Walgreens and see that hair dye is on sale, so you buy a cheaper brand cause, hey, how can you go wrong when it's only $1.99? And then, still under the influence of the hallucinogenic drugs you actually apply the dye to your head? Here's a word to the wise kids: Drugs and ( Read more... ) -
Snakes doin' the nasty
I had a couple of snakes getting romantic in the yard yesterday. By the time I got my camera they had moved apart from each other, but were staring at each other longingly. I guess they didn't want to make my critter porn page. Maybe I will start a critter star crossed romance page. Can you just hear music in the background? A tiiiime for us, ( Read more... ) -
much better monday
This week is starting out much better than last. I made a new friend this morning, he is living in my yard:
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New rules for American Idol
Perhaps it's just the PMS talking, but I think American Idol needs a phone number that you can call that makes a giant hand come out and smack the (alleged) singer upside the head repeatedly when they destroy one of your favorite songs (e.g., Snow Patrol's "Chasing Cars"). Then another giant hand picks up the singer and drops them in a garbage can ( Read more... ) -
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I've been busy this weekend already. I decided that part of the slump I've been in is that I spend way too much time on the internet. So, I decided to separate my work area from my play area. The Mac (my play computer) now lives in the guest room, where the cats aren't allowed and the door is always kept shut. Not nearly as hospitable to goofing ( Read more... ) -
Update!
I've mostly been blogging over on http://www.deemotivation.net, but I thought it was time that I updated my personal blog ( Read more... ) -
Weekend Goals
So, one of the things I know that I do, and I'm sure that other fat chicks have a problem with, is setting unrealistic goals. We hear on the news and from our doctor that we "have" to exercise at least an hour a day 4-5 days a week. So, we say, "Hey! I will exercise for an hour 5 days a week! Yee Haw!". But then reality sets in. Something comes up ( Read more... ) -
Update to short term goals
I have knocked some items off of my short term goals:
Short Term Goals
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1) Make curtains for my and David's offices.
2) Finish Osprey3) Make crabs ( Read more... ) -
Return of the Very Bad Birder
This is an article I wrote for the Limpkin (our local Audubon newsletter.) This is the 4th in a series of Very Bad Birder articles ( Read more... )
