You're so witty.

In the entry for "Somatotype":

Mesomorphic body type is characterized by a good rate of muscle growth and a higher level of muscular tissue while maintaining a lower level of higher cognitive functions. They have large bones, solid torso combined with low fat levels. It is also noted that they have wide shoulders with a narrow waist ( Read more... )

Votes, people.  Votes.

Which should I buy?

Besides all of them, of course.

http://www.threadless.com/product/830/Finding_Rhinoceros#top

http://www.threadless.com/product/827/Pie_Chart#zoom

http://www.threadless.com/product/759/Pencil_Forest#top

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Fun link 1

Fun link 2

Fun link 3 (duh)

If Carrie of Sex & the City were real

I would murder her and take her apartment.  A rent stabilized studio apartment for under $1000?  Girl was living on cloud nine*.

That said, I'm looking for an apartment in the city.  Anyone know of good 2 bedrooms for $2400 or less that isn't A) in the ghetto or B) off of the ( Read more... )

I'm really a lot more productive in the morning.

I get so much more done if I go to bed at 11 and wake up at 6 than if I go to bed at midnight and wake up at 7.

I need to start doing that.

At least on the weekdays.

I haven't updated since March 9th.

I haven't had a real update since January 21st, when I went to go buy dishes (which have been amazing, thank you for asking).

Now, I'm not in the mood to describe how strangely schizophrenic my semester was.  And I'm not in the mood to tell the stories of my 21st birthday.  And I'm not really in the mood to expose ( Read more... )

I'M GOING TO GERMANY.

In the words of some very great Germans:

"AUF WIEDERSEHEN, MUTHAFUCKAS"

See you next weekend.

-=-David Julian-=-

David + Heroes = Love 4ever

This has been one of the longest weeks of my life.

I can see the end... ten hours from now.

The weekend is so close.

Nice.

-=-David Julian-=-

My life is awkward, but not nearly as awkward as that award show

Stevie Wonder and Tony Bennett?  Awkward.

My Grammy Moment?  Awkward.

Gnarls Barkley dressed as a train conductor?  Awkward.

Natalie Mains of the Dixie Chicks?  Awkward.

Burt Bacharach and Seal?  Way awkward.

Scarlett Johansson and Don Henley?  Way awkward.

I've never been so ( Read more... )

After reading this article, thanks to
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