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Covered in Glory
Today at work we got in seven copies of 'The Unofficial Harry Potter Cookbook', which advertised on the front cover a foodstuff(?) called 'Knickerbocker Glory ( Read more... ) -
Missed Connections In the Real World
I saw you in the Columbia Mall food court, having dinner with your uh- friends? handlers? Me- heavyset metalhead with a mohawk; You- a bone-white, headless, armless, naked male mannequin propped up against a chair. Your arms were on the table amongst your buddies' burgers and fries. Call me and maybe you can tell me wtf was wrong with this picture. -
Your car doesn't suck
... no, it doesn't. It doesn't matter how much of a shitmobile it is, your vehicle is not as bad as the one we saw crossing Rt. 40 today. You know those minivans with the company logos painted on the sides? Well, apparently some poor Joe has to go to work in the BIDETMOBILE ( Read more... ) -
I CAN SEE YOU
Me and the dude went out driving and listening to stuff in the car this afternoon and we went down the river road that runs along the Patapsco only to discover ASATRU HOUSE. Seriously guys, if you're going to have six runes A FOOT AND A HALF HIGH embedded into the walls of your home, you're not fooling anyone ( Read more... ) -
I BROKE MY ARM
MOSHING ( Read more... ) -
A List
Stuff we bought today:
lunch at the Cheesecake Factory
On Tender Hooks: The Art of Isabel Samaras
a quater-pound of chocolate dipped Brazil nuts
a quarter-pound of pistachio marzipan creams
a primitive felt Piglet from the Disney store
a clearance sale Donald Duck T-shirt from the same
wedding rings
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Harder and Deeper
We got snow today; twice as much and of a much more slippery kind than anyone was ready for. As a result, people tried to go out and clogged up the roads, so the county was unable to salt n' plow like they should have been. Plans to meet with NS & VS midday got rainchecked, and it was after 8pm that we finally got texted that NS's street had been ( Read more... ) -
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We can has blizzard. We also can has HOUR-LONG ARGUMENT that stretched out over THREE PHONE CALLS with our workplace about how we would not, could not come in today. Four hours later, after they did what I am quite sure was no business whatsoever, a State of Emergency was declared and they had to FUCKING CLOSE. Nothing more needs to be said about ( Read more... )