Fourteenth flap

[deepvoicedlady]

If any of you Guard people hear about some guy complaining a crazy bitch decked him, well I didn't like his tone. He had no right to proposition me like he did, asking about squeezing melons for freshness when I was just trying to find some good produce.

The nerve of some people.

Comments

[ice_echani]

Why is that a matter for assault?

[deepvoicedlady]

I saw where he was looking when he was talking about squeezing juicy melons, and it wasn't at the fruit.

[ice_echani]

[tap. tap. tap. tap. Give her a minute; metaphor is not her forte.]

Your chest?

[deepvoicedlady]

Got it in one.

he's fail, but he is honorable! Unless drunk

[beat_da_button]

Bastard. Prolly deserved it.

[deepvoicedlady]

I would say he did.

[esoteric_rose]

Exactly. The nerve.

...What did he look like?

[deepvoicedlady]

I seriously thought men here were more cultured, or something.

He was tall, pretty round, bald on top, and wore this ugly orange jacket.

[stonyfaced]

[A couple pentaps. You made him laugh.]

I believe that will go underneath the category of harassment-induced-assault, citizen's arrest in defense of obstruction of the peace and an altercation dealt with without any official interference.

In other words, I don't think anybody'll blame you for bashing him one, least of all the Guard.

[deepvoicedlady]

Well that's good, since I would hate to think a woman can't defend herself against some lewd remarks and gestures. If there had been a guard within view I most definitely would have notified them.

As it stands, I do hope his jaw is feeling better even though he'd probably do well with it wired shut.