Man, the more time goes on here there more I wonder why there aren't more alcoholics. This place is messed up.

I should be back to work soon, I'm a bit traumatized by my experience in the elevator. Does that happen often? Well no matter, I never want to be stuck in that thing again!

..though it was nice meeting some of you, and Reed, if ever you need anything you let me know.

If any of you Guard people hear about some guy complaining a crazy bitch decked him, well I didn't like his tone. He had no right to proposition me like he did, asking about squeezing melons for freshness when I was just trying to find some good produce.

The nerve of some people.

...the next person who makes a comment about my hair, legs, or anything else with this outfit will be meeting my shoes. Intimately.

(Monarch is dressed like Miaka Yuki from Fushigi Yuugi.)

So this 'Hollywood' place in the Wilderness is pretty nice. I was walking around when this mannequin seemed to gesture at me. Next thing I know I got a makeover and a few new dresses. Then I stayed at this hotel, and I liked the bed linens so much that I just took them. I left a note, to be polite ( Read more... )

I really don't know why I had to be practically assaulted by cameras when I just wanted to get something to eat before work, but I didn't appreciate it. Some of those photographers were yelling horrible things, and I think it's best if we all ignore them.

Jerks.

Finally got my ass out to the bar, that's been the highlight of my week. Met a real nice guy, maybe we can even be friends. Who knows?

Work is going well, ain't nothing special.

..ugh, I'm boring.

Alright, that's it! I dunno why I'm hearing this song, but honestly?

You know you're a cute little heart breaker,
Foxy!
You know you're a sweet little love maker,
Foxy!

You see what I'm putting up with here?

This dress is far too long for me. I can't believe someone would make a dress with a neckline practically down to my navel. Indecent, I tell you.

Work is going well, been saving up money for booze and clothing, and to eventually redecorate. I should make some friends too. Hrm...

This is my first time playing Dr. Mrs. The Monarch, but I really do want feedback!

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