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[deeran2]

well i did it, i killed the robot overlord. while i was at the gym i saw natasha and we adventually crossed paths and she said, "hi chris" i thought to myself, "this must be a trick" so i took my water bottle and squirted her with it. She began to spark and then ripped off her human flesh, "i knew it" i shouted a right before she grasped my throat

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[bigredcoop]

ok,
how did the fight end?

and

ewww!

[mister_mustard]

chris obviously won the fight, if he is still alive to make this entry

[deeran2]

no one won the fight, my tendon hurt hurt, so i went home.

[tacobellrawk]

Why the HELL did you post that picture? And why the HELL did I look at it?

[deeran2]

incase people didn't know what a tendon looked like

[mister_mustard]

hahahaha!
chris...i love you...i always get a good kick out of your stories...be they fact or fiction, i enjoy reading them

[savoysalad]

I didn't know she was a rapper

[deeran2]

oh yes max, she could be once of the greatest up there with dylon and wendal

[deeran2]

This is the version of my story edited to tell only the truth.
when i first walk into the gym, i sit down on the leg press and out of the corner of my eye i see this chick doing pull ups like crazy and i'm balfualed. which is why i started calling her a robot in the first place, i've never seen a girl exercise like that, thus she must be a robot. we adventually crossed paths and she said, "hi chris" i said, "natasha" and kept walking. Later i knocked down my water bottle and some water spilled, i cleaned it up so no one would get hurt and some douche took the bench i was using. while i was using the tread mill, my achilles tendon started hurting, so i stopped and went home.
http://footandankle.mdmercy.com/conditions/achilles_tendon_probs/images/3.jpg

[tacobellrawk]

What the HELL?! I looked at it again!