Is there a reason that everything is a disgusting shade of purple on this website ( Read more... )

So at the place I work, this Tejas place, or something, (I think it's Cuban) this chef guy told us all what to do today. I mean, I'm not a big celebrater of anything, so I'll take his word for it. So he eats grapes at midnight. One for each month, and he makes wishes. I think I'll just eat the damn grapes, though. And he makes some flowers with ( Read more... )

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This is a cute letter. Is there a reason the deer has candles on his head?

It's a damn good thing I don't pay rent, I guess.

I went out t'buy myself a jacket. I bought this big-ass fur coat, which took a good chunk of the money I had with me, but I hear jobs are easy over here. So I get it, an' I wear it out since I snagged this little shit thing Shikamaru had lyin' around. Seriously, man, you need something a little more. If your mom can afford t'get you a wife, she can ( Read more... )