Bad roommate haiku challenge!

[defenestr8r]

One of my current roommates is seriously unpleasant. Like, barely talks to me at all. She will sit in silence and not acknowledge my presence.

Riley would call her a COOZ.

Thankfully she is moving out on Tuesday, so we should plan celebratory drinks on my awesome panoramic roof deck that night :)

But meanwhile, melanina and I challenge you to write

Comments

[dcart]

fucking your girlfriend
she sounds just like her puppy
when it has to shit

[seide]

the winter chill is
like your silence, annoying
but you too shall pass

[kalischild]

Please clean the fridge/
My aggression is passive/
You ignore my notes.

[headhouse]

We like the same music,
but you are male, and not young.
Don't try the high notes.

Rock, paper, scissors
to do the backed-up dishes
only works if you're here.

[headhouse]

I'll show you how to
clear the browser history.
I don't want to know.