'cos i already knew
that when i'm with you
mediocrity rules, man.

FUNNIEST THINGS OF MY LIFE: CLICK.

1) EJACULATING COCK IS OUT OF STOCK.

2) THAT RHYMING.

3) Inside the box, you may get a recommendation for a Cum Recipe that says: 1 Quarter cup of sweet condensed milk, 1 egg white, and add sugar until you reach desired thickness.

4) THE PHRASE "CUM RECIPE".

5) COMES WITH 9 X 7 INCH PERSONAL PHOTO OF PETER

TONIGHT ( Read more... )

fun in new jersey tonight
you know this

I GOT MY PERMIT MOTHERFUCKERS!

TODAY ( Read more... )

the washing machine is out of balance right now
and its making loud noises
and i think this is what it would sound like if someone had sex on it

IF ANYONE IS WONDERING WHY MONTANA'S FACE IS ON THE BACKROUND OF MY JOURNAL ITS BECAUSE I LOVE HER FACE.

THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY BITCHES.

YOU WISH YOU LOOKED LIKE HER!

i like the feeling of tears on my face
i think ive begun doing this on purpose
i wish i knew why

UHH DID I MENTION IM GOING WITH HIM
I DONT KNOW IF THAT WAS CLEAR ENOUGH
YEAH IM GOING WITH HIM

fuckk yourr livess.

so i talked to my brother last night
he wants to move back to california after i graduate
and get an apartment
life is so good
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