im drunk bitches

I love super hero movies. Overcome Odds. Outwit the Villian. Get the Girl. How every good movie should be.

Man i hate being the girls best friend. Chicks really drive me up the walls sometimes. Watched 13 episodes of aquateen today. So to say the least the day was totally productive! Then i ran for 3 miles on the eliptical. which you would think would make me feel more tired, but when i work out i have shitloads more eneregy for the rest of the day. ( Read more... )

It is now my birthday and i just got back from a strip club, and i have three comments to make:
1.Women are the number one reason for doing anything
2.There is nothin more breathtaking, than a bangin stripper
3.Leaving your credit card in the car is an AWESOME idea

Thanks for listening,
-Ian

Im in dire need of something to do

Heres what you missed if you didnt come to poulosfest 2004. A keg of NewCastle, a pony keg of amber bock. Some mean burgers and hotdogs. A whole lot of drunk guys amongst some sober chicks....lol. But all and all when you have a bunch of hotchicks, its only a bonus, because with that much newcastle on tap, your bound to have a good time. I dont ( Read more... )

Since i haven't updated in quite some time i might as well try to hit everything i can. To start off, tonight we saw the sequel to the best comic book movie made to date. Spider Man 2, Which was made by the same guy who did army of darkness rose to the occasion and then some. It had better action, i think it had a better villain, and couple of ( Read more... )

Today turned out to be quite interesting, I ran a day car and got a call in which we had to transport a 60 year old male skitso. What made him different than all the other transports i have done? well he coudlt stop spitting for the life of him, and im not talking about the spitting made when a 5 year old rasberries, im talking full on camels wads ( Read more... )

Down in san diego right now typing on erins computer. Have had a bit to drink tonight and i have to say that some of the girls here are pretty cute. Have had quite a few shots of bacardi as well as a few beers. Theres this one russion chick heres that kind of a bitch, but i can let it slide cause shes got a rockin set of legs. Really drunk right ( Read more... )

Its funny how you show your true colors when lying face down on the canvas, while your opponent wears gloves wrapped in tragedy and despair.