Um....okay, I just don't get it. Why the fuck can Anna Nicole lose about 200 pounds in a matter of weeks and I can't even lose 40 pounds in a matter of months?? WTF. I've been dieting and dieting almost to the point of starving myself and i feel/look fatter than ever!

Life is just not fucking fair!!

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1:Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: "What is it, in Kepple's veiw that these people don't deserve?"
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. what do you touch first? The wall.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV? Chapelle's show
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is: 4:00am
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HickBoy82: i wouldnt do linz, and she wouldnt do me
HickBoy82: it all works itself out!
CDS9: it's nice when the universe balances
HickBoy82: yeah
CDS9: actually, the universe always balances
CDS9: we just don't always see it
HickBoy82: yeah, like my friends get laid
HickBoy82: and i get my right hand
HickBoy82: its balanced
CDS9: exactly :

Jazz is smooth ( Read more... )

Pro-choicers.

Not much else to say about them but,
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Voice on phone: I didn't call your house.
Brandon: I'm going to get to the bottom of this and I don't care if you're at the top.
Voice on phone: I didn't call you!
Brandon: Why did someone call me?
Voice on phone: How do i know??
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Welp, finally went and saw Dawn of the Dead. Yeah it was definately a good movie...i wouldn't mind seeing it again. The ending was pretty dumb though. It doesn't end the same way the first one does....actually there's a lot of differences between the two movies. But it's okay. Zombies are so rad. K bye now.

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Well....i guess we need to lay off the fish for awhile due to high mercury levels. Sucks like whoa ( Read more... )