Last night I had a dream there was a rat living in my dog Ginger's ear. Then I chewed on it for a bit and proceeded to eat the entire thing. Anyone got a clue as to what the hell that means?

I just realized at this time last year  I was passed out on my ( Read more... )

One of my favorite things about me, is how I pick one guy out of the other thousand-something at our school- who would never want anything to do with me- and I set my heart on him, ignoring any real chance I have to be happy with someone else actually interested ( Read more... )

Could you tell me the next time that you're choking?
'Cause I'll rush right over
to shove some dirt right down your throat
It's nothing I have against you,
You're just a creep and you
Can't remember the past year.
Whats a bond if it dissolves in water?
I took a piss that lasted longer
than you and your manipulations.
I called my mom last night,
She ( Read more... )

Mom: You need to stop being so sarcastic, it turns people off.
Me: Ermm..did you want me to turn you on?
Mom: Sarcasm killed the cat.
Me: Isn't it...curiousity..that killed it?
Mom: Whatever.

ahaha..gotta love her.

Ms. J inferred during class (in front of all the idiot imature football ( Read more... )

Halloween has never been a holiday I have enjoyed. In fact the only time I can remember enjoying it  for the first time was last year,  which was probably due to the fact that I spent it with two of my favorite people in the world.

My parents never let me go out and trick-or-treat with ( Read more... )

Power to the cyclopse.

I love it when girls get into fights at our school. They make us look so intelligent.

"Fuck you, you fucking cunt fuck!"

Or..not.

What really needs to go down is some white girls showing where its ( Read more... )

my name is kate.

I felt like a racehorse in a world without racetracks or a champion college footballer suddenly confronted by wall street and a business suit, his days of glory shrunk to a little gold cup on his mantle with a date engraved on it like a date on a tombstone.

Yeah...it was kind of like that.

It's not that I don't think I'm good enough    ..i know ( Read more... )

"..I've probably lost weight since then.... because Im a depressed emo loser with an eating disorder *emo tear*"

ahahahahahaha thats hot.

<3

Ahhh. It's almost three o'clock in the morning ( Read more... )