I'm quietly collecting the lyrical swagger of young Mexican men playfully hassling each other over Sunday morning's cheladas ( Read more... )

Weirdest birthday ever guys.

I'm stealthy like an elephant high on peanuts and PCP.

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My neighbor is a tiny little college kid of 20. His mom pulled him out of school last year and put him in rehab because he had a serious, serious drug problem. This year he got his second chance to behave like a normal human being. His ex-girlfriend dumped her cat on him and took off to Seattle. This kid can hardly take care of himself, much ( Read more... )

Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy then we were captured by hillfolk never to be seen again ( Read more... )

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Dear friends ( Read more... )

My ladyparts, I can feel them. It's making me uncomfortable.

Dear everyone ( Read more... )