Water Bottle of the Apocolypse!!!

[deleva]

Have you ever seen a water bottle do its best to kill a man?  I have.  Now it's a cheaply made inanimate object, so  it's not going to get very far, but it did seem to be making its best effort.

Our company provided us with a "gift" in the form of an aluminum water bottle (or as the flyer with it says, "aluminum bottle drinkware").  It says

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[morningdozer]

You should check with Greg Nickels-- he has clearly determined that all water bottles will soon uprise and take over the planet, thus they are soon to be banned. I suggest we notify him at once that the uprising has begun and the innocent-looking aluminum bottles that he thought were safe are the first wave.

[deleva]

LOL!! I almost choked on my coffee reading that!

[morningdozer]

Hopefully the coffee was not in a bottle! Speaking of which, I better check on my bottle in the fridge-- it could be conspiring with the mayonnaise...

[setauuta]

I may have to submit this to metaquotes, 'cause dang. My co-workers are looking at me funny, and my Nalgene is starting to look a little suspicious.

[setauuta]

And here it is! :)

[dornbeast]

You know, corporate gifts like this make me wonder if this is the new method of laying people off.

[liddle_oldman]

Here from Metaquotes. It's the "on the go!" that really sells it.

Though I can't help but notice that it's attacking management. Is it a red bottle?

[interactiveleaf]

Your humor is sly and subtle, like a fox in the henhouse.