Friday I rushed home after work to do most of our clothes laundry.  I wanted to take Saturday (up to three o'clock anyway, when we'd be leaving for Aaron's cousin's graduation ceremony) to wash our sheets and blankets.  But the blankets especially are so large that they take forever to dry so I was going to need every second I could get, and of ( Read more... )

I'm just so glad that this GODDAMNED, MOTHERFUCKING, GOAT SHAGGING, WANKING, SODDING, PISSING PUS INFECTED SHIT OF A DAY IS OVER. 

 Where you don't want to wake up.  Every thing's fucked up and everybody sucks ( Read more... )

 ... but this has to be mentioned..  I saw one of these at the store the other day at the store.  These little buggers have a lot of benefits, but parking brakes are evidently not one of them.  The one I saw had a block of wood under the front tire, probably to keep it from putt-putt-putting away in terror of the Goliath-like Mini Cooper parked ( Read more... )

Have you ever seen a water bottle do its best to kill a man?  I have.  Now it's a cheaply made inanimate object, so  it's not going to get very far, but it did seem to be making its best effort.

Our company provided us with a "gift" in the form of an aluminum water bottle (or as the flyer with it says, "aluminum bottle drinkware").  It says ( Read more... )

 Myspace  has ads for Nestea all over it, and says"throw your inner superstar a tea party."  I have several thoughts on this.

1.  I'm pretty sure I don't have any kind of superstar. 
2.  I'm a Leo.  If I had a superstar, it wouldn't be "inner."  It would be jumping all over the place in a bright green jumpsuit, holding sparklers, waving its arms ( Read more... )

So yesterday was another false alarm for
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As we entered the birth center,
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They are making a sequel to Donnie Darko, called S. Darko. It's not directed by Richard Kelly, and features almost none of the original cast.   I grow more and more indignant every time I learn something new about it.  The plot, supposedly, is that the younger sister Samantha feels insignificant and lost among her family after the events of the ( Read more... )