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but this is my favourite shirt
This weekend my sewing machine broke in the middle of sewing costume commissions, so I took it apart and put it back together and now it will only sew BACKWARDS but I finished the commissions! *flexes* -
Reason Number 872 Why I Love My Husband:
Husband: How many MRAs does it take to change a light bulb?
Me: How Many?
Husband: None - cause they only use GASLIGHTING!!! -
Reason Number 871 Why I Love My Husband
We're getting ready for bed and talking about how awesome Captain America Civil War was and how the snappy dialogue wasn't forced like in the Avengers movies and Jordan says goodnight and I say goodnight and then out of the dark my husband goes
"dat Bucky tho...." -
Reason Number 870 Why I Love My Husband
ME: I really wish I wasn't allergic to apples, because I would murder an apple fritter right now. Like, I want an apple fritter so hard, if you offered me Tom Hiddleston or an apple fritter, I would take the fritter.
inventionsleeps: I would smear the the apple fritter all over Tom Hiddleston and use him as a plate. You could just eat the fritter and then ( Read more... ) -
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The Person Under The Tarp
Today after picking Jordan up for work we were going around greenlake and right by the library was an awful accident with what I'm 98% was a dead body. I don't know why else a person on the ground by a smashed car would be under a tarp being mostly ignored. Jordan said that he thought the parent and child standing on the corner were just looking at ( Read more... ) -
Girls in Trees
I'm so happy that it was warm and sunny enough today for all the neighborhood girls to hang out in the tree next door again. One of the few things I like about my childhood home getting torn down is the fact that a lot of random trees are now easily accessible to children. There are 7 girls between the ages of 7-12 that (literally) hang around in ( Read more... ) -
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Nerd-Parents of small children, Imma straight-up blow yo' minds:
The Conductor is a Time Lord and the Dinosaur Train is his T.A.R.D.I.S.
Just let it settle in for a minute. The more you think about it, the more sense it makes. -
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Of course one of the few days my kid ISN'T begging for tv is one of the few days I would have given in and let him watch something....
Mama needs a clean house!
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TODAY'S SOAPBOX:
I want people to stop claiming that humans have "evolutionary" or "scientifically proven" vegetarian/vegan bodies.
We don't. Humans evolved being omnivores and have the bodies of omnivores who cook their food.
IT IS FINE TO BE A VEGETARIAN. In this day and age we don't have to eat animals to get proper nutrition, nor do we need to ( Read more... )