I've got this feeling of completion. The last time I got it was when I was seven and caught a salmon.

I consider myself sane, but I also share several beliefs with your garden variety schizophrenic. Observe:

-I think technology is evil and will bring about the apocalypse.
-Society is in a state of disgustingly rapid moral decline.

Tell me, is it possible to be lucidly insane?

why do i say i never want to be in a relationship ( Read more... )

A laundry list of problems doesn't make you interesting.
And never getting help doesn't make you brave.

when i turned the page ( Read more... )

i moved out, my apartment is sweet
i don't have cable or the internet yet
i spend my free time watching crack heads walk past my porch with my 9 roomates
having 9 roomates is awesome

today is my birthday, i'm no longer a teen, that means i have to grow up. fuck.

that is all

Sometimes I hear someone whine about wanting to kill themselves, and I think, "You should. I agree completely. You're pretty fucking worthless."

I'm supposed to feel guilty about that, but really, they should. Who am I to stand in the way of a good thing?

million ribbons and floating stars ( Read more... )

i accuse her of being willing to destroy what was beautiful for the sake of what was profitable, and to rename these categories "yesterday" and "tommorow"

Last night, instead of actually doing work, I smoked pot.
Actually, I smoke pot a lot at work.
At least I'm not a neurosurgeon.