Anyone stumbling upon this journal should be advised that some of it is fiction. I use this journal as a place to write out my ideas for stories, fantasies, etc ( Read more... )

In case you haven't noticed, this is the journal I update when I'm drunk or high ( Read more... )

 Things I would like to do for community service that probably don't count:

1.  Creating an unsecured wireless network in an apartment building.  
2.  Giving beer to homeless people. 
3.  Punching stupid people in the face.  

I can never sleep sober ( Read more... )

Since my personal religious beliefs are permanently permeable, I feel the only thing to do for my baby is to introduce her to the various religions and cultures as often as possible. We were invited to a friend's Passover Seder last week. While not the first Jewish event I'd attended, it was however a lovely crash course in Semitic ritual ( Read more... )

At the risk of becoming one of those mothers whose lives become nothing but a shadow of their children, I've just got to post about how well Clara is doing ( Read more... )

I've decided that people are funnier when you're drunk ( Read more... )

Hey, everybody. How ya doin ( Read more... )

Jami: "Can you go give water to the tables and I'll roll that silver?" (the silverware I'm sitting down to roll ( Read more... )

So in college I played rugby. I was terrible at it. But I loved it ( Read more... )