"mmm...i like cat tongue"
"she doesn't really enjoy hector's genital exam"
"oh yeeaah...when you walked downstairs with that wet towel on your head, i said to myself 'that towel is sooo gonna be on my face by the end of the night'"
"i've been bowing down to the god of flat iron"
"i'd rather shit blood through my eyes than do that"

hi!

i think pudding is the most underestimated dessert there is.

happy dia del muerto, i mean...oh....oh whatever it is today. something about death i think...

citizen kane outtakes; pt. 1 ( Read more... )

I am SO in the mood to watch Hocus Pocus. I havent seen it in ages!

i think the cat that hector and i took in is sick : o( she has been going to the bathroom all over the floor and at first i thought she was doing it to be a bitch, but now shes acting really funny as well and i feel bad for just shooting off my temper at her instead of thinking that maybe for once something was not happening as a direct offense ( Read more... )

another sleepless night. i hate these things. except usually i have other nite owls to keep me company. not tonight. nights like this are very depressing and isolating. i almost feel like going to the diner just to talk to the waitresses. *sigh* the day was going so well too.

i need to come out of my hole and update, so ill just steal something off of jody's journal and answer it : oP ( Read more... )

i've officially gone off the deep end...luckily i still have my floaties and a kickboard. ...