This is simultaneously heartbreaking and hilarious.

[delta_cephei]

So this post is an experiment on two counts.  First of all, I'm going to attempt to use an LJ cut, which I just figured out how to do.  (hopefully.)  Second, this is my first spork.  Without furthur ado, onto the fail!

Comments

[cinematicstars]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

D: I hate THF for this reason exactly, lol.

[attalander]

Terrible fic, wonderful sporking! Witty and to the point, exactly opposite of the hormone-driven hash you're lampooning.

Now, if only you'd be this snarky IRL...

[slash_gypsy04]

Okay, old entry but true story. I was just reading this and was about two paragraphs in when the tree outside the window starting shaking, the wind picked up, a torrential downpour started, the streetlamps flickered, and in the distance a child started wailing. No joke. Mother Nature will lay the pimp hand down on Mary Sues, mos def.