So, I have a new LiveJournal, whoo-freaking-hoo! There will be a secured post following this one. If you do not see it, then you do not know my new name. I'm not trying to be all "secretive" or bitchy, it's just the way it is.

If you cannot see it and you really want to be able to read my new journal, then I will certainly add you.

So, I took some time and looked up the beach house I'll be in in about a week and a half ( Read more... )

As some of you may or may not be aware, my brothers both work at the local nuclear power plant as interns. They have learned (nearly memorized) the NATO phonetic alphabet and are constantly calling me golf-alpha-yankee or quebec-uniform-echo-echo-romeo. I'm going to kilo-india-lima-lima them. Foxtrot-uniform-charlie-kilo-echo-romeo-sierra ( Read more... )

I come upstairs with a handful of Circus Peanuts.

Timmy: What are those?
Me: Penises.
Timmy: Oh, can I have one? I've always wanted one!

So this random MSN weirdo has propositioned me for sex.

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I read The Devil Wears Prada and it is indeed an interesting book; excellent example of literary writing: no; entertaining: yes ( Read more... )

So I thought the camera feature of my MacBook, but it's kind of neat after all. ( picture )

Ahhh! The new Macs are gorgeous ( Read more... )

So what do you do if you think a really good friend is rapidly killing the best part of themselves?

Maybe I'm idealistic, but choosing to settle for mediocrity and not to fight for your dreams is a very sad story.

So I get my test results back by PHONE CALL, which always spells doom. If your results are so abnormal that they must inform you BY PHONE, then of course you've come across some horribly crippling disease and will surely die soon. Anyway, I only have a mild case of doom and shall live through the summer, at least ( Read more... )