The girl across from me in the computer lab is passed out with her face in the middle of her textbook. It is adorable.

Ssszzzrrrrkkkk is the sound my brain is making right now. I filled my body with a massive dose of caffeine because that stimulant facilitates any efforts I expend in the pursuit of being collegiate. Strangely, it also makes me ecstatically happy in a fashion that doesn't feel artificial. Caffeine sizzles through my veins with narcotic effect; all I ( Read more... )

When I am using the OSU computer lab, I bring my earphones and just play videos off of Youtube in an effort to drown out the otherwise distracting sounds of other people breathing, typing and yelling into their cell phones. Here are some of those videos:

( Best cut this, aye. )

I have to take a Public Speaking class; when I had to introduce myself to the class, I found that I was filled with so much apprehension I could barely do more than blurt out my name, hobby and major before booking, hastily, back to my seat, flinging my pride and sense of accomplishment by the wayside in my rush to be reunited with anonymousness in ( Read more... )

YouTube video. I found it on the My Space of my secret crush a couple months ago and forgot about it until that song was playing in the Student Union while I drank my Starbucks Money Brand Mocha, which will have to suffice for my caffeine hit until I am once more in a locale with a more suitable coffee supplier. I love caffeine; it makes my heart ( Read more... )

As I sat on a bench a few feet away from a couple watching Anderson Cooper 360 on CNN and munching on Little Caesar's pizza, I took the time to read the required passages for my MWF Chemistry class. I had two chapters to cover and the authors were kind enough to bury tiny tidbits of wisdom in each so that I could feel my life had been enriched ( Read more... )

I went back to college. I am actually sitting in a dormitory right this very minute. I can sort of see the evening and lights through my window, which is on the top floor of the dorm. Mostly, I can't see anything though because my desk wedges me in tightly next to the wall in a way I can't even begin to explain. My only companion is my computer, ( Read more... )

Today, I unintentionally attempted to subsist on caffeine and four hours of sleep for the majority of the day; my experiment resulted in passing out around 6 PM, when all the good syndicated televisual shows are on, and waking up around now, when all the good syndicated tv shows have ended. Now I am utterly restless, with no recourse to exhaust the ( Read more... )

Man, I remember all the times I was all, "I am totally never posting here again harumph!" and then three days later I would sheepishly post a really long survey about what color socks I was wearing. Then, things actually started happening and I suddenly clammed up. I doubt you'd want to hear about the things I was doing then ("Today me and my ( Read more... )

I took a trip to Lawrence Kansas. What follows is my account of what happened there with all the tawdry bits left out because I don't want you to think about me doing tawdry things although you might already and if you do I apologize. This sentence is over and the next one begins my tale ( Read more... )