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[demandmorebooze]

Once more, the cruel fates have conspired against me! I am unable to find a lick of booze, and I know just why! That dumb oaf has drunk it down to the very last drop

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[triggered_it]

An actor? This ship could use more artists.

As for drinks, I believe I may have a bottle of merlot left, but whether you get it or not will be left entirely to your manners.

[demandmorebooze]

Manners? Who the hell are you to say that I don't have manners!?

Just who are you anyway? [He looks Adrian over, rolling his eyes at the various purple accoutrement that adorn his clothes.]

And what are you, the Ship's circus clown?

[triggered_it]

No, I'm the one offering you a free drink, so if you have manners I suggest you use them.

[. . .]

Adrian Veidt. It's a pleasure, I'm sure. [No, it's really not.]

[demandmorebooze]

If we're talking manners, then why don't you polite and go off and pour me a glass!

Withnail. I only give my surname to my directors.

[proudsociopath]

You got cigarettes?

[demandmorebooze]

And just why should I give you any of my hard earned cigarettes? A trained actor doesn't run on nothing, you know! He needs a few pleasures in god forsaken hells such as these!

Private.

[proudsociopath]

Because I've got valium. I'll give you three if you give me some cigarettes and half of whatever booze you manage to get. I can get more too, of course, they're handed out to me like candy.

We can have a party. You got a record player in that shithole you're living in?

Re: Private.

[demandmorebooze]

And I don't suppose that you'll go off about signals being sent through the hair and dolls shitting themselves, will you?

[He reaches into his pocket for his cigarettes, palming a few and handing over the carton]

I think that I'll need these just to survive that circus clown. I have enough queens in my life, I hardly need another.

Now why would I have a record player, when I can't even manage to get myself a bottle? They should install a jukebox in this place, liven the stiffs up!

[private - added the next day]

[proudsociopath]

Hey.

I found you some rum.

Private

[demandmorebooze]

Alright, pass that over! I'll divide the portions for the both of us!