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I need help
Adrian, listen! You must cast me as Katurian. I am Katurian! I was born to play him. This play is brilliant. It was as if it were crafted by the heavens just for me. Oh, I shall play him with such gusto, such verve. Such a nuanced character deserves my talent. Why don't you cast Dorian as that oaf of a brother. I'm sure it would be entirely ( Read more... ) -
Philistines, all of you!
A week gone by, and nobody even has a clue that there is a celebrity upon the barge: a famous actor in your midst. The denizens of this ship live in a blind stupor, or are too deep in a miasma of bestial lust. [OOC: He's gunning for Adrian here, ;)] I'm sure that you have all seen me in the most respected of productions. Have you ever heard of ( Read more... ) -
Waking Up
[Withnail awoke with a thud, having rolled right off the side of his bed. He lifted his head up, having landed on several discarded cigarette butts and a moldy tea bag that seemed an ancient relic from an era long gone. He rolled over to his side, and a pile of bottles swept across the floor like a wave. Withnail lied still for a while, staring at ( Read more... ) -
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Once more, the cruel fates have conspired against me! I am unable to find a lick of booze, and I know just why! That dumb oaf has drunk it down to the very last drop ( Read more... )