Comments | demandmorebooze: Philistines, all of you!

demandmorebooze

Philistines, all of you!

Aug 17, 2010 20:52

A week gone by, and nobody even has a clue that there is a celebrity upon the barge: a famous actor in your midst. The denizens of this ship live in a blind stupor, or are too deep in a miasma of bestial lust. [OOC: He's gunning for Adrian here, ;)] I'm sure that you have all seen me in the most respected of productions. Have you ever heard of ( Read more... )

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Private. triggered_it August 18 2010, 00:54:08 UTC

Do "lusts" make you uncomfortable, sir?

Private. demandmorebooze August 18 2010, 00:59:38 UTC

No! Of course not. I'm just busy channeling my energies into artistic pursuits. I have a lust for theatre, not for the beast with two backs.

Private. triggered_it August 18 2010, 01:01:10 UTC

I have a proposition for you.

Re: Private. demandmorebooze August 18 2010, 01:07:04 UTC

And what is it that you think that you could offer me?

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inhumandog August 18 2010, 01:06:59 UTC

Another one, I see.

Private demandmorebooze August 18 2010, 01:07:38 UTC

The finest one.

Private inhumandog August 18 2010, 01:10:01 UTC

I doubt that.

Private demandmorebooze August 18 2010, 01:15:07 UTC

Like I care if you do. Just who is this "actor" anyway? He's probably in commercials for butter and insurance.

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rayney_day August 18 2010, 02:23:18 UTC

Dude, we got a ton of celebrities... Hell, we had a couple of Captain Kirks, not too long ago.

And, um... The bikini thing won't be necessary.

Private demandmorebooze August 18 2010, 02:31:07 UTC

Did you really think that I would debase myself that way? I'm not one to make an ass out of myself.

Oh, god, that's a celebrity to you? That show just got cancelled. It bombed harder than the Enola Gay.

Re: Private rayney_day August 18 2010, 02:41:34 UTC

Yeah, then they did movies and whole generations of kids living in their basements had someone to idolise...

Look, buddy - no-one cares. We got everything, from gods to the fucking undead. You like acting? Groovy. Go see the Marquis. He's all over that shit. I'm more concerned about what the next flood or port'll turn out to be like.

Re: Private demandmorebooze August 18 2010, 02:47:22 UTC

Of course you are. I don't even need to try to be theatrical. I can't be as dramatic as any of the tantrums I've witnessed so far. Oh, all my efforts gone to waste!

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amagicalmystery August 18 2010, 02:35:49 UTC

Well you're a goddamn peach, aren't you?

I'd stick you and Booth in a room and take bets on who wins, but I think he crept off the boat when I wasn't looking. Anyone else want to out-ham this little shit? Or out-punch him?

demandmorebooze August 18 2010, 02:41:54 UTC

If I'm a peach then you're a damned durian.

You wouldn't have the guts to do that.

orz, Withnail. he has this reactionary thing with egos. amagicalmystery August 18 2010, 02:47:39 UTC

If I were a fighter then I'd be fightin', son. I know my strengths. Don't feel bad if you can't keep up anyway, though.

Re: orz, Withnail. he has this reactionary thing with egos. demandmorebooze August 18 2010, 02:56:39 UTC

Well, perhaps being a fighter isn't your strong point, but you seem to be quite an adept wanker.

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veni_vidi_valui August 18 2010, 02:54:25 UTC

An actor, hmm?

Very well... You may entertain us.