tonight i was walking into my house
and i had my usual thought of how i shouldnt walk in the grass because there might be snakes
and then i thought

Gee i kinds wish there was one to bite me so i didnt have to go to work or school for two fucking weeks

in otherwords
my limbs are falling off and my eyes are drying out

the end

this month has no definition

i looked it up in the dicitonary

and it was fucking blank

.

after spending 3 thousand dollars on customized drinks i decided to stick to my gas card ( Read more... )

in an attempt to curb my out of character stench my mom continues to buy me countless deoderants in hope that somehow one of the millions of companies has found the right formula ( Read more... )

mostly
ive been meaning to upload pictures and stuff
you know keeping track of time or something
and stuff
( wait.. )

heres the scene

me, my chai tea latte

1 giant sized pink flourecent poster board

and Wilco

...for the next 3 hours...

i almost made it one day without spending way too much money on a custom beaverage

maybe tommarow will be my day

i woke up on my own this mroning at7 30,i felt like a ative american with my own internal clock, got in the car, where the feeling dissolved, and went to driver improvement class

when i got there an gloomy boy angrily told me that they cahnged the class to next week
the thing is my liscence may be suspended by next week ( Read more... )

Googlism for: bush

bush is the antichrist

bush is irrelevant and must go

bush is not president

bush is bombing on social security

bush is a moron

bush is to pepsi as britney is to corporate responsibilty

( more )

mostly
this is a picture of my friends being hustlers


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ive been known, on several occasions, not to shower after partying all night

and to firmly beleive my eyes are blue-er after tequila

tonight i had reallyreally hot chicekn noodle soup
and it was so good