Why is it that when I have homework, I decide that I'm waaay to tired to do it at 9:00 and must then go to sleep without doing it, yet the second I actually DON'T have homework, or have miraculously FINISHED it, I am totally game to staying up till 1 AM?

Because I needs to get mah shit together ( Read more... )

man asked Ceiling Cat 2 makez a cookie tree, An Ceiling Cat made it. but he eated it. (no 1 had thot of cheezburger tree yet.)

SO UH, COOLEST THING EVER, there's a project to turn the Bible into lolcat retard speech. SRSLY.

www.lolcatbible.com

And then 1 moar mans cam to told Job a mesege. "Ur sunz howse feld over and skishded evryones. Sry ( Read more... )

1. I can has a craaaazy fever ( Read more... )

My hatred towards Ms. I-Like-To-Pretend-That-I'm-Not-Clinically-Insane-Even-Though-Everyone-Knows-I-Am-And-I'm-Just-Doing-It-For-The-Attention Keil has grown exponentially.

I am now going to go to sleep and hope I never wake up again. I honestly don't think I could stand sitting in class with her tomorrow. I seriously don't.

The following is a list of the things I want to figure out someday soon. If I am feeling incredibly motivated, I will write an essay on each subject. Knowing me, I will suceed in only pondering these things for a while, and not doing anything further. Anyway, here's the list ( Read more... )

Happy Action Against Poverty Day!

What did YOU do today to celebrate? I can tell you that I celebrated by briefly thinking about Tanzania and all the starving wretches who have to eat maggoty fish heads because the human race is a disgusting, perverse, self-destructive species! Hooray!

I had a dream last night. Someone was trying to kill me or something crazy like that, and I ended up being severely wounded in the neck. The wound didn't hid the aorta or jugular, but it did hit some other slightly-important blood carrying organ. I was running around with a bandage around my neck, and I was losing so much blood I couldn't feel my ( Read more... )

Pretty much everything in my life is 100% awesome right now. If emo had a complete opposite, that'd be me. Don't really have much more to say, just that life is amazing.

You know how last week, I was ranting on how my entire family was being unsupportive and not proud of my 8th-ness? And how I said that I didn't even bother telling Smacko about it ( Read more... )