I went to see RE Extinction yesterday, and it was awesome.

Claire was so Bad-Ass-Mother-Fucker I can't even begin to describe it.

Hey, I finally got LimeWire to work on my computer, and now I feel about 68x cooler than I did yesterday ( Read more... )

OKAY, SO I WENT TO SEE MY CLASS RANK TODAY IN GUIDANCE AND MY FAMILY IS TOTALLY KILLING ME ( Read more... )

What!? We only had to read FOURTEEN pages in mythology? That's awesome?

.. uh, okay. Even though I'm afraid it's going to suck bawls, and I'm scared Claire is going to be forever ruined, I have to see RE 3 anyways.

SO WHO'S COMING WITH ME?

Does ANYONE at all know of a restaraunt that has Bourbon Chicken on their menu?

I'd KILL for some bourbon chicken.

Contrary to prior belief, Calculus limits are NOT so easy one can do them in their sleep.

( Proof )

Mr. Drennen (To Class): Okay, now take your resting heart rate and multiply it by .8

Me (To Brittany): What's 7 times 8?

Brittany: I don't know, I can't do math without a calculator.

Me: Is it 56?

Brittany: I don't think so, that doesn't sound right.

Me: 42? 48?

Brittany: I don't know!

Me: What's the limit as x approaches zero of sine of x ( Read more... )

Despite feeling like a total fool after failing that Physics quiz, and being a complete idiot for not going and getting a calculator with everyone else (God, I'm stupid), I was feeling very happy today ( Read more... )

WHY THE HELL CAN'T I WRITE JUST ONE ESSAY NOT AT ONE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING?