*paces about, worried sick about Orli*

*looks around the beach, then up at Heaven*

*grits teeth*

Fuck. I hate those angels. But...I have no choice.

*ascends to Heaven, looking around*

Chris? Chris mate, where are you?

( Hugh and Orli find out about what happened to Chris and Nick. )

Name: Hugh Jackman

Occupation: Demon, Seniority Level 2.1

Current Station: Hell, HQ

Current Duties: Polishing and maintaining fleet of luxury cars, stirring up chaos, killing, pillaging.

Nature Of Request: Transfer to the Siberia Hell Branch.

Expected Duties: Teaching the polar bears how to maul and kill people, ensuring that anyone who steps ( Read more... )

*polishes the Lamborghini lovingly*

*smiles when it's all gleaming and shiny*

I just love my cars. They're so beautiful, fast and shiny, and very simple to understand. Now, angels? Very difficult to understand. And sometimes, demons too.

*sighs and begins polishing the Porsche*