*whines and stretches out across Miranda's back*

We need to go harass someone.

You know what's so cool about the Bahamas?

Coppertone and naked skin. EVERYWHERE.

It smells good and it looks good. Not to mention, I have beautiful company. *winks at Miranda*

Angie is bemoaning her stupid make up, Jaime is dying her hair yet again (I told her she is never going to be a fucking natural blonde) and I am so bored. I don't even have anyone to give me a decent brazillian wax!

Fuckers.

PLEASE CAST YOUR BALLOTS TODAY FOR CLAUDIA AS HEAVEN'S NANNY.

*starts handing out forms*

THEY FUCKING LOCKED ME UP WITH THE ALMIGHTY DURING THE WEDDING!

I JUST WANTED TO ATTEND!

I'M GOING TO KILL THOSE TWO!!

Is it true that the fat cow Claudia is in charge around here?

No wonder it sucks.

HOW THE FUCK DID CAMERON GET INTO HEAVEN WHILE DREW AND I ARE HERE!!

I WANT TO TALK TO THE MANAGEMENT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

*stomps foot*