Uno Furto

[demon_of_paris]

Okay. I'm only going to say this once so listen and listen close

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[witchoflove]

How do you even know the person that did this would pick up the phone anyway?

[demon_of_paris]

Because that's what these types do. They'll trap you in an illusion or a dream or something stupid and watch you squirm.

And if you're listening, then I'd have to say that makes you pretty damn suspicious. Do you want to confess right now or should I beat it out of you?

[witchoflove]

I have a serial eavesdropping habit. I'm in an group to make it better but it just doesn't work.

[demon_of_paris]

I bet you think that's hilarious.

I'm in no mood for jokes, girl. Now do you want to do some explaining or do I need to find you and force the issue in person?

[glockblock]

Surrender is not an option.

[demon_of_paris]

So this is your work then? Good. Then I guess I get to do things the hard way.

I'll be nice and give you a minute to reconsider before I hunt you down.

[glockblock]

Unfortunately for you, there is no turning back. However, if you are implying that I kidnapped you, you are incorrect. I am just responding to your threats appropriately.

[demon_of_paris]

If it's not you then don't say things like that, idiot! The threats are for who's responsible not...whoever the hell you are.

And what do you mean, no turning back? What do you know about what's going on if you're not the guy doing it?

[dynamic_may_lee]

Well, hey, if you want to beat up some of the powers that be, BE MY GUEST! I'll help out.

[demon_of_paris]

As happy as I normally would be to give someone who messed with me a few scars, I'm sort of...lacking in power at the moment.

[dynamic_may_lee]

Tch! Powers? Who needs 'em? I'll show them to fear the SPORT OF KINGS!

[demon_of_paris]

...Horse racing?

As much as I hate to say it I don't think gambling is the answer here.

[hugs_arent_free]

If only this place was just an illusion. Then things would be so much simpler. You must be the new mother.

[demon_of_paris]

And you're the kid from the pictures, I take it?

Do me a favor and never use that M word around me ever again.

[hugs_arent_free]

Only if you pay me to stop.

[demon_of_paris]

...Heh, cute. A kid after my own heart.

I'm sort of short on cash right now...and just about everything else. [Her hands are fussing with the dress, God she misses pockets]Don't suppose you'd be willing to help clue me in on what's going on for free?

[bustydefense]

Welcome to Mayfield, I suppose.

[demon_of_paris]

Mayfield? Ugh, even the town's name is terrible.

I wonder if having no taste is an American thing. It'd explain the clothes.

[bustydefense]

Oh, I don't think the clothes are so bad. Vintage is kind of fun.

[demon_of_paris]

"Vintage"? I don't know what you're talking about. I've never seen such plain clothing in all of my life.