How's my flying? Do I use "ze" too much? Do I use it too little, da ze? What in general annoys you about my Marisa that you can put constructively in an effort to make my approve? Put it here. Anon on, screened, ect.

This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted an indoors pool.

Anyone got a snorkel?

If the milkman is mayor now, why doesn't he just throw milk at the fire until it goes out? He's the milkman so he's gotta have an infinite supply of it.

How come I'm the only one who's thought of this? Maybe I'm really just a genius.

It's almost Halloween! I need a big umbrella with a tongue hanging out of it for my costume.

There's trick or treating here, right? You can just leave all the candy out in a bowl, you know. I promise I'll only take one.

*It's a very nice day, isn't it? Sun shining, birds singing, flowers dancing or something ( Read more... )

It was a nice lamp but he didn't have to start yelling so loud I couldn't understand him.

Someone swapped all my books out for braille too, anyone understand that?

Anyone know a good poison control place, ze? I ate some bad mushrooms and can't find my hat, and I'm hallucinating that my clothes are different.

And that my chairs are people, ze. And one of them thinks it's my mom.