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[witchoflove]

If the milkman is mayor now, why doesn't he just throw milk at the fire until it goes out? He's the milkman so he's gotta have an infinite supply of it.

How come I'm the only one who's thought of this? Maybe I'm really just a genius.

Comments

[brbpouncingyou]

That's... actually the most logical solution. I'm impressed.

[witchoflove]

I should change my title to "Kirisame Marisa; Genius Witch"

[brbpouncingyou]

Of course, this is assuming that he does have an infinite supply of milk. And something to quickly dispense it with.

[witchoflove]

He's the MIlkman. He has a milk truck. And a milk hose, probably.

[wizardoftheweek]

The Milkman was actually serial murderer, it seems.

[witchoflove]

He wasn't killing people with milk, right? I had cereal this morning.

[wizardoftheweek]

Poisoned the milk, yes.

[witchoflove]

Oh.

I was wondering why everything was looking green.

[crawlininmytome]

Don't get too full of yourself.

[witchoflove]

Nobody else suggested using milk to put out the fire. Until someone else suggests something better, I'm a genius.

[crawlininmytome]

We'll use your bloated ego.

[witchoflove]

That isn't a liquid.

[ohmytenth]

He probably started the fire.

[witchoflove]

Wasn't it always burning?

[ohmytenth]

No, it wasn't.

[witchoflove]

Not even since the world started turning?

[hangedhourai]

Are you serious? There's no way we have enough milk for that.

[witchoflove]

The milkman would.

[hangedhourai]

Just because he's a milkman doesn't mean he has an unlimited supply of milk or something.

[witchoflove]

How else would he have all that milk?