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[witchoflove]

If the milkman is mayor now, why doesn't he just throw milk at the fire until it goes out? He's the milkman so he's gotta have an infinite supply of it.

How come I'm the only one who's thought of this? Maybe I'm really just a genius.

Comments

[kindofanidiot]

That would be a great idea!

[witchoflove]

Someone oughta put it in city hall's suggestion box.

[kindofanidiot]

But... City Hall is burning. I don't think I'd be able to get anything in there!

[witchoflove]

Get fire-proof paper.

[prodigious_mage]

Um.

Speaking as a mage here, I can tell you that there's no spell to get you an infinite amount of milk. Water, maybe.

[witchoflove]

What do mages have to do with milkmen?

[prodigious_mage]

Well, you can't have an infinite supply of anything unless you use magic, can you?

[witchoflove]

If you have enough cows in one place you could have an infinite supply of milk without magic.

[bell_bound]

I suspect the milkman started the fire.

[witchoflove]

I thought those political cartoons were just exaggerating.

[bell_bound]

Which political cartoons?

[witchoflove]

The ones that said if he got elected, the city would get set on fire.

[bustydefense]

What a waste of milk. Not that we'd want milk delivered by him anyway.