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[witchoflove]

Anyone know a good poison control place, ze? I ate some bad mushrooms and can't find my hat, and I'm hallucinating that my clothes are different.

And that my chairs are people, ze. And one of them thinks it's my mom.

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[ohmytenth]

It's not poison.

[witchoflove]

...Kourin, you sound different, ze.

[ohmytenth]

Who the hell is that supposed to be?!

[witchoflove]

You.

I told you not to eat the purple mushrooms, ze. When I did it I forgot how to put pants on for a week.

[wizardoftheweek]

... No.

No, I refuse to believe this. You are not here. YOU are not HERE.

[witchoflove]

Where am I then, ze?

[wizardoftheweek]

Go back to Gensokyo. Now.

[witchoflove]

I left Gensokyo?

[stop_it_tewi]

... oh...

You're here...

[witchoflove]

Apparently, ze. Where is here?

[stop_it_tewi]

...

Last time I tried to explain the situation to you, you attacked me before I could finish.

[witchoflove]

I won't this time, ze.

Probably.

[hangedhourai]

The chairs... what? Did your brains get scrambled on the way over here?

[witchoflove]

Nope, ze.

[hangedhourai]

I'm doubting chairs gained the ability to talk.

[witchoflove]

Kourin said they were drones and not chairs, ze. So you're probably right.