Nice practice session, Kin.  Let's do it again sometime.

It has been too long.  Idleness saps more of my strength than sparring.

Please, Lord Orochimaru - give me an assignment.  Preferably one that includes chaos and bloodshed.

(I need to kill something.  The sooner the better.)

Mm.  Konoha's been very boring so far.  I hope Lord Orochimaru has assignments for us soon - it's been too long since we've last corroded human flesh.  Had to settle for these two little fawns yesterday evening, curled up nice and tight around each other in the cold.  We didn't check if they were brothers; gripped the insides of their necks and ( Read more... )

Konoha.  It's been one day and already I'm sick of it.  Snow everywhere, Kin and Tayuya arguing all the fucking time, and this pixie who kept flicking my bangs every three seconds.

Indeed, the fey in this blasted forest are as vile and imbecilic as the red-haired harpy who travels with us.

Yeah.  So I ate her.

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