only 3 days left until i can open my mouth again. it cant come soon enough, there is a certain someone who i would just love to stick my tongue down her throught. i still have about a week to regain function in my jaw joints and muscles, but at least i will be able to brush my teeth. i priced out about $3000 worth of welding equipment/grinder/ ( Read more... )

Constantine rocked out with its cock out. definately a good flick worth plopping ur ass in an uncomfortable movie thrater chair for 2 hours. mad props to kiano or anyone else who has the balls to flip off lucifer ( Read more... )

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man, when your mouth is wired shut you have some really interesting things happen. the whole lack of food thing is still draggin me down since i am a professional eater, but boogers are becoming a bother as well. i was just in the shower attempting to dislodge some snot that just refused to cooperate with me, i plugged my left nose and blew with ( Read more... )

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well, surgery went smoothly. i was under the knife at noonish, and was eating liquids later that day which aparently is hella rare for the surgery so i guess im doing rather well. there isnt really much pain to the whole thing, just discomfort and a weird fear of hurting my stuck jaw. im chilling at home now playing video games and watching lots ( Read more... )

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for anyone who liked fight club even in the least i suggest reading some other chuck palahniuk books. im am knee deep in 'choke' and absolutely hooked on every sentence my eyes pass by. he is a truely brilliant author and has an amazingly addictive unique writing style. so if youre looking for a good read, choke ( Read more... )

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