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[demonvalentine]

I.. would like to thank all that participated in the birthday events last week.. it was very touching and kind of you all. I apologise for not being able to offer my gratitude sooner. There.. has been some work I've needed to oversee.

Good luck to the Police Force. Your cooperation in keeping Vertere safe will be appreciated greatly.

Sometimes

Comments

Private; Sephiroth

[demonvalentine]

You do, don't you. I suppose we'll have to make good use of them, then.

You Goblin.

You don't need to have a hand in speeding up the process. That'll happen in it's own time.

[ooc; And this will be where Vincent walks over and gives Sephiroth's right ear a short pinch. >D Bold devil, aint he. ]

Private; Vincent

[heirtotheplanet]

...

Excuse me, but what in the name of hell are you doing?

Not soon enough.

[ooc; Thus starts the slap-fest. ^_^]

Private; Sephiroth

[demonvalentine]

Fixing your ears. You apparently have selective listening.

I'll be upset if he dies. For a long time.

... your ears are soft. How cute.

[ooc; *dies* and the tugging continues! Strikeouts deleted. XD]

Private; Vincent

[heirtotheplanet]

Just because I ignore you does not mean that I cannot hear you.

I don't know why.

Did you expect them to be hard?

[ooc; You know, looking over that, it just sounds so wrong.]

Private; Sephiroth

[demonvalentine]

The general idea would be that if things are not replied to, they cannot be heard, thus increasing suspicion about hearing difficulties.

He's my friend too.

No, but I can't help but want to stroke them. Like a cat's. Heh.

[ooc: *makes it worse* X3 ]

Private; Vincent

[heirtotheplanet]

One should not jump to conclusions until one is in full possession of the facts.

But I cannot understand why.

In that case, I believe you are stroking the wrong thing.

[ooc; He *so* means his hair and is only going to realize what that sounds like after it's too late to take it back.]

Private; Sephiroth

[demonvalentine]

Then the facts should allow themselves to be presented before they fall under the risk of being abused, hm~?

To anyone else I'd say 'Spend some time with him and you'll see', but to you I'll say, 'I'll tell you when you both are older.'

....

[ooc; Vincent took it the wrong way. *dies* And is gaping at Sephiroth in shock. He's also standing in a way that it looks as though he has his arms around his shoulders, because he was reaching for his ears again. :D ]

Private; Vincent

[heirtotheplanet]

Perhaps one should make use of one's deductive reasoning when pondering the facts, lest one be suspected of being a dolt.

Hmph.

... What? Why are you looking at me like that?

Private; Sephiroth

[demonvalentine]

.. Ah.. you just..... What was I stroking wrong..?

And did you just call me a dolt?

Private; Vincent

[heirtotheplanet]

Hmm...? Is not obvious?

I nearly think I did.

Private; Sephiroth

[demonvalentine]

... I didn't know you desired such a thing..

I suppose it's better than being called an excitable little pervert.

[ooc; Smirkses. XD ]

Private; Vincent

[heirtotheplanet]

Well, many seem to enjoy it and I thought that I might as well.

I hardly believe that anyone would compare you to Reno.

[ooc; He's still going with the cat analogy and not realizing how bad he's making it. :3]

Private; Sephiroth

[demonvalentine]

You mean you've.. never done it?

I wasn't talking about me.

[ooc; ThisisSOwrong*dies*]

Private; Vincent

[heirtotheplanet]

Zack offered once, but I did not feel it would be appropriate to do so in front of the troops. Very bad for morale and respect, you understand.

I had heard about Shinra's escapades in the elevator. Still, I had not quite pegged him for a pervert. Ah well, I should not be surprised, considering who his father was.

Private; Sephiroth

[demonvalentine]

...! In front of the.. so.. you.. haven't tried to perhaps.. do it yourself? It's relieving, after all..

You're talking about one of the most asexual young men I have met to date, Sephiroth. I'm sure his father put him off intimacy forever.

...

Why are we discussing this again.

Private; Vincent

[heirtotheplanet]

When would I have had the time to indulge in such a leisurely activity?

I have no idea. You were the one who brought his sexual tendencies up.