Texts from Adela make my day. Just a simple "Hope you have a wonderful day" DO make me have a wonderful day.

Just these little things that make me swoon on the inside :)

I luv it.

I want Rachel Maddow so bad I can just pass out.

She just encompasses everything I want and find HOT HOT HOT! Brilliant and gay!

SOOOOO DREAMY!!!

it seems that we might both be at a checkpoint in life. He tells me that he needs a vacation when he gets back. Right now a "vacation" for he and I is defined by Friday, Sat, Sun, and come back on Monday. The almighty dollar not allowing us to really get away the way we want to ( Read more... )

"Stop staring at boobies. Stop staring at boobies. STOP STARING AT BOOBIES"!

Her: What's the name of that place we used to get our hair cut?

Me: ??

Her: In ventura

Me: Matiz?

Her: That's it! Thank you!

(Fuck off).

*Note: This is after she informs me that her crazy partying straight girlfriend is coming to visit.

I don't care if your straight girlfriend is coming to visit for the weekend. Good for fucking you. Have a merry fucking straight weekend vying for the attention of meat head/boring as fuck jocks.

Good for fucking you.

I hope you fall into a drunken stupor and trip over your 3 inch plastic red pumps from Charlotte Russe.

that shit is true. I'm now 31 and as sexually charged as EVER. It's different from my 20 something horn dog days ( Read more... )

I think it's total bullshit that my ex enjoys her year long Disneyland pass that my brother and brother in law gave to her as a Christmas present.

She should have to turn it in or something. Call me bitter but I just think it's bs.

"Oh, I'm going to Disneyland today"....

fuck you.

I'm getting married in a little over two months, and though this is a happy, exciting time in my life, there's a bittersweetness. It started when I moved to New York a year and a half ago to be with my boyfriend ( Read more... )

hands down ( Read more... )