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In the garden I did no crime ( Read more... )

"Jill, you got them Bette Davis eyes."
"Uh, what does that mean?"
"It's the kind of eyes where... when you look at 'em... you just wanna JIZZ IN 'EM."

"oh."

Player 1: "...well that was out of line!"

Player 2: "Well, nothing ever really happens unless you're out of line"...

hmmm...

Just sent an email to Laura telling her that I'd love to hear of her travels in person - that I have both an appreciation for youth/enthusiasm AND being older/wiser to which I think I've spent most of my life chasing the latter ( Read more... )

A snippet of an email from a friend of a friend who is putting on a fund raiser for her church...aka Baby Dyke...

"It's not too late to invite friends, so if you have some that are
interested and good lookin and single and might be interested in me...
send em on over! just kidding... they don't have to be single. holla!

LOVE!
---------------"

-patty, my first ( Read more... )

Funny. My old gal pal is in kahootz w/ my favorite (possibly gay) teacher of ALL TIME...Ms. Nolan ( Read more... )

"I'll do what you want just tell me how it feels..."

I learned at a very early age what it was to 'step out' in front of people. My athletic urges got the best of me and when I stepped out from where the rest of the girls played to play/compete with the boys it was scary but exhilarating. I wanted to be the one and only girl out there playing and BEATING the boys. My teacher praised my athletic ( Read more... )