Channel-surfing. It's what normal people do when they're bored.

I'm intrigued by Star Trek. Original, of course.

Captain Kirk. Fascinating man.

Can't let Schmidt catch me watching TV.

Denny Crane.

New Year's Eve. It's one of those times where reflection is absolutely necessary. Of course, my ability to reflect is a bit skewed ( Read more... )

Internet.

Facinating thing.

Should have invented it myself and told Al Gore to do something useful - such as create a liquor machine, much like a coke machine only with certain liquids I need throughout the day. Scotch. Wine. Whiskey, if the case is that bad. Vodka if it's that good. Denny Crane.Saw something strange. An elf. Well, two elves. One ( Read more... )

What would I place in a personal ad?

Denny Crane. That's usually enough to get anything I want.

I'll elaborate though, for the sake of those who are trying to learn from me; it's the least I can do being Denny Crane and all.

Personal Ad.

Denny Crane. Senior partner at Crane, Poole, and Schidmt - note the letterhead; whose name appears first? ( Read more... )

Denny Crane doesn't need a role model.

Denny Crane is the role model.

There are dark colored ties, like blue. And then there are bright colored ties, like red. Red ties have no place in Denny Crane's firm.

Denny Crane... The Movie

or?

Denny Crane... The Movie

Selecting the right emphasis is crucial.

Denny Crane: The Life and Drama of Denny Crane.
Starring:
Denny Crane as.... Denny Crane

Denny Crane.

That is all the introduction Denny Crane requires.