So today this honkey came up to me and was like ahh ahh "Hello there would you like to hear a joke?". I almost ahh ahh shot him but I just had some fettuccini so I was feeling geud ( Read more... )

Today I went to ahh ahh ahh my barber. He was like "ahh you beetch you have no hair." I'm ahh like "dats de last straw" and I ahh ahh shot the beetch.

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