Your twat looks like grilled cheese - put on some fucking pants

[denythethree]

The big cat's left its cage!

*Grins*

Yeah.

I'm too amused. I can't start a rant this way. I'm gonna listen to Megadeth and visit Greenpeace's webpage and get super pissed before I begin. This rant has to be special. Because it's about two subjects very near and dear to me. The first being women. The second being common sense public conduct

Comments

[das_lem]

A. MEN. This should be required reading for every human being on the planet.

[baronessblixen]

*crackles knuckles*

Well, first of all. The female form is a thing of beauty, grace, elegance. Men are apes with dangly bits that look like elongated mushrooms. WOMEN, man. Women. Yes. Yesyesyes. I couldn't agree more.

I'll tell you about my style of dress, because you don't see me every day (as Lee does). It's called whateverthehellIwant. Most of the time, conservative neutrals. Things that match. Classic styles and classic cuts. Sometimes, something retro or funky, and I always make sure that I can pull it off. A sample outfit might be: jeans, leather boots, a form-fitting blouse, a scarf, and pretty earrings.

...but a tube top and a mini-skirt? I don't mean to ramble on about female fashion because it doesn't directly pertain to you, but for the sake of argument. Erm. If you're going to wear a short skirt, you pair it with a less-revealing top. If you're going to wear a low-cut blouse, you wear pants. Accenting both your tits and your legs/ass is not an option. Pick one, and do it tastefully

[das_lem]

This is all very true. And Chels, if you ever do DO anything from the last paragraph, I will be merciful and either burn your wardrobe or kill you.

[denythethree]

See, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Yeah. Show a little leg. Or yeah, wear something a little low cut. But if a woman leaves nothing to the imagination, the only thing I can fantasize about is how hot she'd be if she only had a brain and some respect for herself.

[denythethree]

And I've seen the odd photo of you, and I've read your journal long enough to have a pretty good idea of where your tastes lie as far as dressing up/wearing whatever. I'm not saying people need to dress with someone else's opinion in mind. Oh no. The day I have to torture myself over which pants are less wrinkled because someone might judge me, I'll kill myself. I'm just saying.. conduct yourself in a manner befitting a dignified member of the species. If you don't, you're trash.

I scanned my brain THOROUGHLY before posting this to see if it applied to anyone. And if it did, I'd have been a little more careful with my words. But it didn't. LEAST of all, you. I've told you my opinion of you. :)

[crimson__clover]

dave, i've said it before and i'll say it again:

i love you. you're a fucking genius.

<3
caitlyn

(ps - COME TO MARYLAND. WE NEED MORE MEN LIKE YOU HERE.)

[denythethree]

And we need more women like you.. everywhere.

back in the day

[dlastbunny]

I was that chick. I had the tan, I had the stummy of ripple, a literal six pack. I still have the clothes I wore then, some even still fit just the same. I have the shorts that don't make you have to guess male or female. I have the strip of a shirt that flops about just enough to be legal. And I have a theory, if you dont like what you see.....LOOK THE OTHER FUCKING WAY. You know I have never believed in the theory that an outfit made you look like a whore because well there's your five dollar whore and your multimillion dollar whore, and there are men who wouldnt recognize the latter until she billed them because she is dressed while still showing attributes, it's in such a subtle way they think she's just a beautiful woman. It's the same deal with the folks who wear the cutoffs and shorts under the belly with the extra thirty pounds of flab hanging out over their waist line....they were it they like it and if i dont.....I dont oggle them. But I'm not going to tell them they have to dress different because society doesnt

Re: back in the day

[denythethree]

*Grins*

Oooh... if there's one thing I know from experience, it's that as passionately as I can babble - Aemi's got logic on her side.

*Nods* I concede on the 'look away' point, definitely.

But it's getting to the point where less and less clothing are on these sixteen year old girls, and it's hard watching thirty year old men turn their heads every time. It really makes my blood boil for some reason.

And I get the feeling that this isn't 'them'. It's not so much personal expression, as following. Joining. I think if we had an eskimo American Idol, these same girls would be wearing parkas in 90 degree weather.

Maybe I'm wrong. It's just my opinion. I like yours, though. Sexy isn't a debateable issue, because.. no one would win! It's ENTIRELY personal opinion, like you were saying..

But you have to know what you're doing, and why. There's plenty of bad reasons to do anything.

Re: back in the day

[panthyrr]

The difference is, bunny, that you had the body for it. ;)

I think what scares me is seeing mildly chubby thirteen-year-olds trying to wear these tiny tennis skirts and middy tank tops. But then, I work in the mall, so I'm bound to see the scary things.

Put on some clothes, huh? *grins evilly*
So I shouldn't wear a certain black velvet tank top again?

Re: back in the day

[denythethree]

For the first part, I'm not so much concerned with having the body for it. Aemi had the mindset and the brains and the 'tude for it. Attitude is forever, man! The thing that would bother me if I had to hang around the damned mall wouldn't be the chubbiness.. I don't see anything wrong with doing what you want and not giving a shit what anyone else thinks. I LIKE that. That's what Aemi was poking me for. Because that's how she operates! If you don't like it, fuck off! I dig that. But these girls.. these thirteen fourteen fifteen year old GIRLS are doing it because they think it's sexy and it's what we want to SEE well... it's.. it's EVERYTHING I JUST RANTED ABOUT

[petitchampignon]

Man, I think the same thing all the time. and I agree with what baroness blixen is saying... go with a small top or small bottom, not both!

Here's a good rule for girls to go by:
What would my dad think about this outfit?

Assuming that their dad isn't ultra-conservative, it's a pretty good thing to judge by.

Except all the time at work I see young teen girls in tube tops and super short skirts walking around with their dads. Have they no shame? Are their dad's just little whooped pussy bitches? Yes.

Man I really wish I could think more clearly but I am so tired. So this probably doesn't make any sense. I'll talk about it with you later or something.