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Insane Anti-Semitic Old Codger And World's Greatest Chess Player Croaks - And We All Move Up One In The Rankings

He praised the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, saying America should be "wiped out," and described Jews as "thieving, lying bastards." His mother was Jewish.I ( Read more... )

07/16/2007 08:00 PM - GWAR @ Millennium Center
, Winston-Salem, North Carolina -

Muffucking BE THERE, people. :)

Down... down... down!

"This has been going on for at least two or three years and it's almost like a coalition of fundamentalist forces, whether they are Christian or Muslim or Hindu or whoever. I just wish more members of the artistic community would be brave."

( I agree holehardedly! )

This thing's kinda fun. :)

Click on it!

I've decided to name my dick "The everlasting gobstopper".

See, it works on so many levels...

EDIT: This is only my first choice because Tempest already named his "Optimus Prime".

I love being the only one at work, when it's slow. I just sorta... be there. You can always tell when it's slow, even without counting customers. Know how? By the lists the managers give you. When it's busy, they include such things as "Fill the entire department, clean the floors, take out the trash, do not take breaks ( Read more... )

The big cat's left its cage!

*Grins*

Yeah.

I'm too amused. I can't start a rant this way. I'm gonna listen to Megadeth and visit Greenpeace's webpage and get super pissed before I begin. This rant has to be special. Because it's about two subjects very near and dear to me. The first being women. The second being common sense public conduct ( Read more... )

TODAY... IS MY BIRTHDAY. TODAY... I BECOME... NUMBER ONE!

Happy birthday, asshole.

Seriously. Today's my birthday. Who's going to give me my first birthday present/kiss/BJ?

Form a line, please.

My birthday is Monday.

Love me.

A girl died in 1933 by a homicide murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she ( Read more... )