Comments | deppjc: I'm in no state to argue.

deppjc

I'm in no state to argue.

Nov 09, 2005 19:11

Once upon a time, Johnny Depp got more ass than a public toilet seat. But like most public toilets, once too many bitches pissed on the floor or smeared shit, the opportunity was limited to keyholders only.

Edit:

( That was a joke. This isn't. OK IT IS. )

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mrmarilynmanson November 9 2005, 00:18:03 UTC

"Oh you mean this gatekey..."

deppjc November 9 2005, 00:18:38 UTC

Wait a minute. That looks just like your airbrush.

mrmarilynmanson November 9 2005, 00:32:50 UTC

It's a pump action airbrush. Give me your hand.

deppjc November 9 2005, 00:35:40 UTC

I HATE ART. Calls mom.

campbelln November 9 2005, 00:22:08 UTC

Thank God I was potty trained.

deppjc November 9 2005, 00:25:20 UTC

You got indoor plumbing before the lockdown. Snort.

campbelln November 9 2005, 00:26:16 UTC

Eventually the Plague will come and take all the shitters down.

deppjc November 9 2005, 00:27:33 UTC

Will there be bubos? Please say there'll be bubos.

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r_garai November 9 2005, 00:32:58 UTC

I was afraid that if I didn't comment I'd be lost somewhere.

deppjc November 9 2005, 00:34:20 UTC

I happen to know where the lost are kept.

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deppjc November 9 2005, 00:39:15 UTC

ahahaha

grohl November 9 2005, 00:41:01 UTC

Give me your sleeve, I want to lick it.

deppjc November 9 2005, 00:49:45 UTC

Let me get my powdery woolen shirt.

grohl November 9 2005, 04:32:45 UTC

I'm going to hate missing you. Does that sound lame and/or cheesy?