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[der_gewinner]

Achtung, I'm sure my fanbase has been wondering what's become of me. No Youtube videos, you say? No comments or updates, or any sign of Klavier Gavin on the internet at all? I'm sorry to report that on Muttertag, I came down with the 'flu. It's a huge milestone: the first time I've been sick with no mother around to nurse me back to health. I

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[chevrolady]

Ooh, flu, definitely not fun. That lady was smart to bring you juice. Any idea how you picked up this bug? You and your band should try carrying around those little bottles of sanitizer since you're always so busy. Not implying anything of course, it's just hard sometimes to find time to wash hands.

If you like, still have your fever, it might be better to skip out this once on your gig. You wouldn't want to collapse on stage or anything. Something tells me your fangirls would have a cow.

[chevrolady]

Oh yeah, and get well soon, naturally.

[der_gewinner]

Thank you, fraulein. I am probably not going to Jammin' Java tomorrow, so it's all down to my D-man.

And I always, always wash my hands-- after using the facilities, after signing autographs, before eating. I know all the tricks.

[chevrolady]

That's good.

Just noticed a certain journal. It looks like the culprit who gave you that bug was that goofy detective. I'd like to know how you accidentally drink out of someone else's coffee cup too. O_o Yuck.

[duck_gimshoe]

Sorry about that, sir.

Just uh, try not to pass it on to Mr. Edgeworth? Cuz he'll be real mad.

[der_gewinner]

Don't worry, Herr Gummyshoe, I know better than to go out in public without a mask to filter my virus-ridden breath, or to quell my cough with somebody else's drink.

Besides, I don't work with Herr Edgeworth enough to make him sick. I hope you didn't drink his tea?

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[duck_gimshoe]

NO WAY. Wouldn't dream of it, sir!

[duck_gimshoe]

...Well actually there was this one time I took a sip out of his cup because I wanted to know what all the fuss was about, but it just tasted like plain old tea to me. Plus I wasn't sick then, so there shouldn't have been a problem!

[dearestdiplomat]

I'd wondered why I hadn't seen you around lately, Mr. Gavin. The flu can be so taxing! I'm pleased to hear that you're on the mend.

It's definitely best that you get lots of rest. And perhaps some tea with honey. Please don't push yourself too hard.

I'm glad that you received some help. It can be a bit daunting, dealing with an illness on your own for the first time! But it sounds like you're managing quite well.

[I have never had Jamba Juice, this is not a real endorsement!]

[der_gewinner]

Thank you, Herr Ambassador. I'm on the mend, but more tea and more Jamba Juice can't possibly go wrong. (Their Razzmatazz is kickass!)

I wonder what that nice fraulein secretary does on her weekends...

[I was wondering if they were paying you for a product placement!]

[dearestdiplomat]

I'll have to try some of that juice, the next time I venture onto American soil.

Oh, and as I offered the Detective, I'd be happy to see that you receive some Cohdopian herbal cough drops, if you'd like. They're quite difficult to find outside of Cohdopia, as their export is limited.

Perhaps you should ask the young lady out to lunch to repay her for her kindness! I'm sure she would appreciate the gesture.

[I was just too foggy to make up another smoothie joint, but maybe they SHOULD pay me!]

[der_gewinner]

She is a little too old to date a boy my age, ja?

Of course, that means I could give her lunch without my girlfriend getting the wrong idea...

[magpie_byrdey]

That's awful, sir! I'm sorry to hear that you've caught it as well!

It's pretty hard being out on your own when you're sick- Sometimes even I just really want my mom to take care of me when I'm feeling ill.

Don't push yourself too hard, sir!

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[der_gewinner]

Ja, ja, it's sometimes very hard. Now more than ever I wish meine Mutter were here. But I am on the mend, never fear!

[der_gewinner]

Fraulein, das tut mir Leid, but do I know you somehow? You keep calling me sir...

[magpie_byrdey]

I was working at the Prosecutor's Office before you got there... but, I heard that you caught Detective Gumshoe's cold!

Does... being called sir offend you? I've never had that problem before..! Would you rather Mr? O-Or...

[carpe_legem]

I didn't know you were sick at all. Though I did wonder why it took you such a long time to reply to my last comment. You're usually so punctual. Glad to hear you're on the mend. Try to stay at home next time.

[der_gewinner]

Achtung! I'm sorry I didn't call on you, Bruder. I'll remember you next time I'm sick.