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Ha Ha, I'm a douche!
Ok, so yesterday I made a comment referring to a girl as "our little chemo patient" as a joke because she wears a bandana all the time. The first time I saw her, she had hair.
Well it turns out she really did go through chemo and such since the age of 6. That hair was a wig. Woops. While she was pretty cool about it, I still felt like a class 1 ( Read more... ) -
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I'm off to a summer camp for 3 months. Later folks. -
Huh
Man, I just sneezed really hard in an awkward direction and tore a tendon in my neck. I looked in a mirror and I can actually see the thing moving around freely at the bottom of my neck. It'd be kind of cool if it didn't hurt so much. -
Bah
So I had a dream that one of my friends was getting raped last night. This causes me to wake up around 3:30, bloody god damn furious until I realize it's just a dream. Only my heart's still pounding and I'm still looking for something to kill. Didn't get back to sleep until 6:30. Damn dreams. -
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My cat got a birthday card from the vet's office. Not a "you have an appointment" not "vaccinations are due". A birthday card.
I want to hurt people, some days. -
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Man I had a weird dream last night. I was with one of my friends and we were trying to transport this frozen whale by flipping it head over tail (which is easier than just rolling it in the land of dreams), only we dropped it in this tiny pond. The fact that the whale was bigger than the pond but still managed to swim around in it just fine isn't ( Read more... ) -
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So let's see, in the last 2 days I have ( Read more... ) -
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Well now who am I going to joke about wanting to have sex with?
...wait a minute. I don't have to stop...