I don't know what these things are, but they're pretty funny.

Worst. Website. Ever.

Surprisingly, it's safe for work.

The atonal violin music at first is not there to prove it's a horrible website. It actually becomes music.

Been trying to sleep for about 4 hours now. No such luck, though. Go figure.

First watch this.

Then watch this.

Dream #1) I'm on a space cruise / evil villain scientific lab base. While crawling around some air ducts I find a human with a bull dog's head and figure something bad is happening. The dream ends with me strangling Mick Jagger and flying off into space a la Superman because I was an "awesome republican ( Read more... )

This is slightly NWS, but click on the "View in a room" for the funniest thing on the internet.

I have a new favorite website! (Potentially NWS)

Ah, Chicago...

You know, there are very few books I don't like, but Moby Dick is one of them. The guy just can't maintain a train of thought. He constantly goes from one topic to another, and a chapter that's about something might contain only two or three sentences about that topic, with everything else being a random thought that's almost entirely unrelated ( Read more... )

Man that was a weird dream.

I was part of a group of 5 people. We were trying to steal the Constitution, kidnap the Pope, and steal this music book that was never allowed to be copied or some jazz. Not for money. Just to prove we could.