Just in case you ever need to kill someone at 10x the speed of sound.

I have decided that every time someone posts a troll response to any of my comments on a forum, I'm going to tell them to do a google search. It'll be something that sounds innocuous enough, like, say, "Mr. Hands", or "Surfing Charizard", but eventually, they'll learn.

If for some reason you ever wanted to hear every curse word ever said in "The Sopranos"...

Constant stream of profanity. For 30 minutes. It's hilarious.

Man, I just had a dream where I was at my grandmother's place (she's been dead for 15? years now), and I was taking leak on one of her beds. Somehow I was peeing right through my jeans, the comforter, and blankets, directly into the inside of the bed.

My newest source of internet stupidity: Searching Youtube for "Conspiracy".

Man, if Apple can't write things for Windows that actually work, they need to hire someone who can. iTunes is such a steaming pile of crap it's not even funny.

This is going to end well.

Some people put way too much effort into rule 34. That's pretty much all I'm going to say right now. I might provide a link tomorrow, but honestly, this is just crazy.

Fuck you, Mr. Paul Simon, for making it virtually impossible to find a version of Scarborough Fair that does not include your anti-war lyrics and/or alternate melodies.