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[deranged_gofer]

Oy! George has gone mental. He keeps hitting me over the head with rubber chicken filled with lead. He doesn't seem to knwo who he is or who I am!

He is finally alseep!

Someone, anyone

HELP ME!

-Fred

Comments

[albuspresley]

Do not panic, Mister Weasley. Calmly and quietly run for your life. Then contact St. Mungo's.

[deranged_gofer]

I've been tied to the bed and I can't find my wand. My hands are asleep because of the lack of bloodflow to them. I may be experiencing necrosis to my tissue in my hands right now!

George left the toplap on voice thing command.

[albuspresley]

Where are you? I shall dispatch an owl to St. Mungo's after dinner. It will give me a chance to get rid of Puddles.

[deranged_gofer]

Er, in my bedroom...

[potter_mouth]

TOOK HIM LONG ENOUGH, DIDN'T IT?

[deranged_gofer]

What? How long have been in here?

[nothisbitch]

Why don't you ask one of your many family members?

[deranged_gofer]

I don't want to yell, because I might wake up George.

[nothisbitch]

They're on these journals, you know. The place is infested.

[lookscomefirst]

Are you okay?

[deranged_gofer]

Oh, yes I'm fine - excpet for the fact that my psycho twin brother is trying to murder me. How are you?

[lookscomefirst]

I'm great! As far as I know, my twin's not evil.

Why's he trying to murder you?

[deranged_gofer]

I dunno. Guess he's jealous.

[paparazzi_colin]

You know when I told him to hit you on the head I didn't think he'd actually do it!!!